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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I put gum in dezembered 's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday nymeria_snow and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed withloveonly 's flat tire (15 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I turned chain_home_low in for eating carbs (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (36 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!


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  This is libel!  Libel and slander!!  I've done nothing but my absolute damndest to be an unlikeable asshole this year, and a sociopath to boot.  Does no one appreciate my hard work?  Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one trying to instill a little fear and mayhem around here.


Anyway, my undergrad studies are pretty much over for the rest of my life, and I get the vague impression that some of my family members are silently hoping that I'll stay out of school forever now and go "have a real life."  HA!  Boy oh boy, they've got another thing coming!  Anyway, if you're reading this, I hope your semester is over and that it didn't suck, and that your professors didn't screw you over in an ego-induced fit of insanity.

Man, I need to shower. :C

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